PistachioLand Farm Tours
Alamogordo, NM • ★ 4.7 (3377 Google reviews)
The Story
Stepping onto PistachioLand's sun-kissed grounds felt like a sweet throwback to simpler times, where the desert air carried a whisper of old-fashioned charm. Inside the lively Retro Parlor, the cheerful chatter and friendly faces made every moment feel like a cherished memory in the making. With every delightful scoop of ice cream and crunchy pistachio sample, a genuine warmth spread, making it a perfect little slice of Americana.
From the Counter
Recent Google reviews
Kathryn Hartzler
★ 5 • 5 months ago
PistachioLand was one of my favorite stops when my family traveled through NM! My daughter had her service dog with her, and they were so warmly accommodating so we could still go on the tour. Amelia, our tour guide, kept the tour light-hearted while also fully educating the tour on all that takes place on the farm. My kids had a lot of questions that Amelia answered kindly and thoughtfully. I learned so much about pistachios and vineyards that I did not know. Everything in the gift shop is reasonably priced, and they have free samples of pistachios!! There are so many flavors to choose from. They even have a selection of homemade ice cream, as well as some blue bell varieties. My family and I all got the homemade ice cream, including the pistachio, java chip, cookie butter craze, lemon, and pineapple. They nailed it with their homemade flavors, and I was so impressed. I would 10/10 recommend stopping for this gem if you are staying in or driving through Alamogordo.
Traveling Nomad
★ 4 • 4 months ago
This is a THING! 🤩 Who new?🤷🏻♂️ Absolutely nuts🤭 on weekends! You cannot get out of here without buying something 😉 The ice cream 🍦seems to be the most popular. 😋 They offer a decent sized scoop in a waffle cup. More clever than a waffle cone👍🏻 🍦 Love it when a place has sample tastings, both, of the nuts (in different flavors)🥜 and some amazingly unique wines! 🍷 You get five free wine tastings. And it's only $19 if you decide to buy a bottle 🙌🏻 This is just plain good marketing! 🤩
Holly H
★ 5 • 3 months ago
Love it!! So worth the trip in. Lots to see and do. You can get to take a tour ,take pictures with the BIG NUT & even touch it....if you want. Free pup cups and they have doggo snacks inside,candy,gift shop special jams and jelly too.Tons of family fun,even if it's just a date~ so worth it!
Sandra Lovley
★ 5 • 4 months ago
Absolutely loved this place. We did a farm tour with Cheyenne and she was awesome. When I tried to book on line for my husband and I it said there was only one ticket available at our desired time slot. However, after checking at the counter there was plenty of room. The samples available help you decide what to buy and everything is so great! I’d live to go back…I’m a pistachio fan!
